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Oct 15 2010

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Movie Title: Barbarella
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You want classic Sci Fi with visionary special effects and mind-bending themes? Check out STAR WARS or 2001! You want a zero gravity striptease, costumes that descend off at a moment’s glance, and a dwelling craft with wall to wall shag carpeting traveling through a lava lamp? BARBARELLA fits the bill! This is the widescreen DVD version with no edits. Although I have heard rumors of a more consuming gash somewhere out there, this is not the PG rerelease from the 70s. Recognize the movie Jane Fonda wants you to forget! Too terrible because she’s sexy, comic, and glowing here. Groove to the soundtrack of Phil Spector rip-offs, examine in horror as she seduces … well… everyone in the film (incuding a female tyrant with a horn!) . But collected, it’s splendid tame and innocent fun. I notice this when I want to be in a gracious mood. It’s laughable, fluffy fun! A pink bunny if you will.

This film, along with other sparkling classics such as “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,” are determined proof that the age of really, really terrible yet safe films is slack us. Residence in the 41st Century, the hypersexual Barbarella goes in search of the inappropriate renegade scientist Duran Duran and manages to stumble across what must be the grooviest planet this side of “Vegas in Area.” In her quest to fetch Duran Duran (”Pardon me, but do you know Duran Duran? “), Barbarella manages to shag half the planet and pique the prurient interest of the deplorable, yet uber-sensual bisexual queen (”hello, my heavenly, beautiful”) . After demolishing the fabulous Orgasmatron and getting herself locked into the queen’s funky chamber of dreams, Barbarella saves the day with a bubble of goodness and some back from her blind angel friend Pygor. The unbelievably awful acting in this film is very well counterbalanced by the improbable Pucciesque fun fur sets and incredible special effects (i.e. Everytime Barbarella has an orgasm her hair instantaneously perms itself!) It’s impossible, given our unique climate of cynicism, to design pleasant quality camp like this today. All attempts to reproduce a movie this overwhelmingly dreadful would unbiased have to fail. Yet, I cannot recommend this film highly enough - rush, do not plug, to leer it.
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